notes on a scandal(less two months)

Apologies, as always, for my absence. Here are a collection of random thoughts from the past two months.

• If I can hear you over my iPod, you're too loud, dumbasses.
• Why do posh people all have such loud, BOOMING voices?
• Were pale pink bianca roses the right way to go for my bouquet?
• Why does public transport suck?
• 5 inches to lose in 5 months...no problem
• Race for Life? Sure I'll run it. Errrr....
• Cranberry vodka, Copenhagen-style, rules.
• I couldn't possibly claim back a burger at Burger King on my expenses....could I?
• Al Gore's lies help spread genocide. Yes - Gore - Hitler - Milosevic - I see the similarities. Muppets. (Not Gore. The protestors. Although maybe Gore as I'm bitter at being banned from his speech.)
• Why is our bedroom always so frickin' cold?
• Snow in March. In England. The world's gone mad.
• Facebook is my new addiction.
• My wedding, my rules, my music, my food. Pppppfffffff to anyone who tries to take me on.
• Ergo, on my wedding day, I shouldn't be presented with food I don't like. That includes cauliflower.
• How can this insane country not let my nearly bro-in-law go to uni when his parents are as good as British? (I bet if he was an east European refugee, it'd be no problem.)
• How can my best mate get a 1.4pc payrise when her boss gets 40pc? And in an NHS trust which is going bust??
• £445 for a Bentley seemed crazy...till the 7-mile only horse and carriage quote came in at £745.
• My dress is the most beautiful dress ever. So ha.
• Oh the pain...the pain. That would be the impacted wisdom tooth. (3 dentist visits this year, and counting).
• The nature of emergencies is such that they are UNFORSEEN events. So if that means you are faced with (gasp) more than 2 on a morning at a doctor, deal with it, receptionists. We wouldn't insist if it wasn't.
• To pre-nup, or not to pre-nup...that is the question.

That's about it for now. Been a mad two months.

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